Latest virus that arrived in my mailbox is W32.Mota.B@mm worm with 'gutted' in the subject line with attachment 'creme_de_gruyere.zip.' Since it was from someone I know, my reaction was: "why is he sending me some obscene stuff?" But there was no message so it was easy to figure out that it was a virus.
Don from the electronic store came and said that I have the best curry in the world. His partner wears a tatoo of crucifix on his right arm. "What is this, a Jew with a cross on his arm??" It's a joke, his partner said. Tal from the theater across the street came for his daily dose of his favorite drink and said, "You got the best ginger lemonade in town, don't you forget it!"